Largest Shot Ever...With Champagne

Sometimes when I'm feeling spunky, I order a shot. Excuse me... a glass of champagne and a shot.
Don't get me wrong, it's almost never a good idea.
On this particular occasion it was a particularly bad idea.
Apparently, the bartender, whom might I add, was 5 - 6 months pregnant, had it out for me. Do you see the shot!? I wish I had my hand out in this picture to show how big it really was. We are talking 5 fingers here. 5 man fingers. Tyra Banks' forehead ain't got nothing on this shot. If I had to guess, I would say it was probably 5 - 6 ounces. 1 ounce for every month she was pregnant?  Maybe she wanted me to fulfill a night that she no longer could. Maybe she was trying to get me pregnant. Maybe she thought she was being a pal. After all, hows the saying go... "a heavy pourer makes a good friend" What's that you say...That's not a saying?  Right...probably because it leaves you face down in toilet for an hour!!!! Damn pregnant bartender. She probably named her child Jameson, or Jack, or... Moral of the story is: Champagne only from now on...unless it's Tequilla... I'll never learn.