Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Bachelor...With Champagne

Seriously, what would this show do without Champagne?
I have probably tuned in 5 times in the past 5 years (okay fine, I was addicted to the Jason, Molly & Melissa season, but I was completely & unfairly manipulated by the scandal)
But that aside, every time I do check in, they are drinking champagne. And not just a sip here or there but, full on champagne consumption: They are on a date with champagne, at dinner with champagne, in bed with champagne, sucking face with champagne, acting crazy with champagne, crying about it with champagne. I'm starting to think that "finding love" is really nothing but the B story on "The Bachelor."
Is ABC really just trying to find a way to get as much Champagne on Network TV as possible?  Because honestly, the only real true love I'm seeing is between the girls and their champagne.

No comments:

Post a Comment