Evites...With Champagne

Look at these 2 very real and very actual Evites that I so randomly happen to come across.
They are both for Birthdays. Both for the same night.
But why I am drawn to one so much more than the other? Why does one party look like so much more fun? Why am I going to lie and say I'm sick and can't make the one party when really I am getting together with all of my friends and going to the other party? Do I like one friend more than the other?...No. Is it because I got one Evite before the other?...No.
Then what is it, you ask?
THERE"S AN MF'IN CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE EXPLODING IN ONE OF THEM! You are an idiot if you don't go to that party. It is a 100% proven fact that the picture on an Evite determines how fun a party is going to be. I thought everyone knew that. So, next time you plan a big event and you want a lot of people to show up. Pick the damn Champagne bottle exploding Evite!
And you'll always get a "Hell Yes!" reply from me.