Power Tie...With Champagne

I could go on for days about how many things the power tie and champagne have in common. Here's a look at the top ten uncanny similarities:
1. Timeless. They never go out of style
2. Both mean business
3. Acceptable in both the Morning and Evening
4. ...and the morning after
5. Great for business functions, holidays or any celebratory occasion
6. Both are used to successfully close deals
7. You will always be the center of attention and Damn, you'll look good in that center
8. Both say to the room...I'm running this shit.
9. Although color and brand vary, intent always stays the same.
10. I've certainly worn both of them...
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're going out tonight with a power tie on, bellying up to the bar and ordering yourself a bottle of champagne. But be forewarned little grasshopper...that amount of power can be dangerous. One wrong turn and you'll wake up naked, in the middle of the desert, covered in molasses...at best.
Trust me.