I know what you are thinking. Is that a purple chicken on her arm? And the answer is Yes. It's purple. It's definitely a chicken. And it's a tattoo. Gasp! Now, who...?Well I'll tell you who...the new age champagne drinker is who.
Because it's fake!
You see, drinking champagne and getting a fake tattoo is the new getting wasted on vodka and getting a real tattoo.
You can paint on an tough exterior yet keep your untainted innocence. This new wave of fake tattoos also allows you to be as creative as you want. Go get that tattoo of Meatwad on your wrist. Dabble in rainbows for a day. Don't shy away from a purple chicken, if a purple chicken is what you crave. Just make sure to have a glass of bubbly near by.
This way you look classy, even though your tattoo may not.
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