Pool...With Champagne

You have your hot new swim suit on. You're all lathered up in an SPF ranging between 4 and 40, depending on your skin type. You just filled your Ipod up with your favorite "That's right, I'm layin' by the pool" songs. You are ready. You are ready for that ice cold glass of champagne.
You watch the bartender pour the drink, a drink fit for Celebrities and Royalty, into a...Plastic Cup! What? How dare you disgrace this fine beverage or shall I say, la boisson, whose grapes have been harvest half way across the globe, in the rich and fertile soils of Champagne, France.
"No glass by the pool" she says "It's either plastic or nothing at all."
Everything stood still as I imagined sunning myself sans champagne.
I felt like I was drowning yet I hadn't even set foot in the pool.
I made my way back to the lounge chair, pulled my shades down and put my feet up . Champagne in a plastic cup never looked so good.