Monkey...With Champagne

I think we can all agree that this is a little creepy. Not the champagne part, of course. Not even the fact that the monkey is dressed real nice and offering up some Champagne. That's the part I really like. I'm even okay with his eery face and broken teeth. Haven't we all had nights like those? What I find slightly alarming, is the rope. There is a rope tied around his ankle, tying him to a post.
Call me crazy, but when given the choice between a beat up plastic monkey and a full bottle of champagne, I don't think that monkey is going anywhere, anytime soon...