Bartending...With Champagne

Ever been to a house party where the bartender isn't pulling their weight... or even worse, they can't be found. You find yourself waiting and waiting and waiting for a drink. F that!
You get your ass behind the bar and start making those drinks yourself.
Here is a quick check list of things to do once you find yourself there.
1 - Make sure that bar is stocked: Where's the champagne? Find it and find it fast.
2 - Take care of you: Pour yourself a drink. A big one... with champagne. A good bartender never knows when they'll get a break.
3 - You are in charge. Your make the rules: You stepped up the the plate so you get to pour all your friends a drink first. If it's the kind of party I think it is, they are probably going to run out of liquor soon. Use as much booze as you can. You are not going to want to stay long.
4- Get Out: Leave the area. Dispose of the evidence.
What? I never said you were to bartend for the whole party.
You have better things to do than make midori sours and white russians for a bunch of losers.
Grab any remaining bottles of champagne and get the hell out of there!