I've seen this story many times before: Kitty dips paw in glass of champagne. Next thing ya know, Kitty is on to the irresistible gate way drug, "Cat Nip" Before you know it, Kitty is sleeping all day, hanging in the alley, coming home dirty, hungry and with a craving that you just can't satiate any more, not even with 'Fancy Feast's new Shrimp and Cod Seafood Florentine Casserole'
(Damn! I always spend that extra 45 cents on a good sounding human meal!)
Back on Topic: Now I don't condone Kitty Alcoholism. But then again, I don't support Kitty AA either. So where does that leave me on the hot button topic of Kitten Alcohol Abuse?
Listen, Kitty ain't gonna seek help until Kitty's ready and until Kitty wants to get clean...
a little champagne never hurt anykitty.
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