Billboard...With Champagne

Is this what heaven's like? Pretty girls in dresses with perfectly straight hair, handing you a glass of champagne when you walk through those pearly gates. Refilling your glass when empty. Picking you up when your down. Telling you that you're good enough. Smart enough. Funny as hell, oops sorry, heck. Angels with champagne... It's like a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show except all the models are drunk and easy. So I guess it's exactly like a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
I wonder when I'll get my wings? I know I almost did when I took this picture. Folks, do not take pictures of billboards while driving.
If one hand's on the wheel and the other has the camera, which one is holding the champagne?